launchpad after launchpad.
john has had enough.
it's time to put an end to it all.
John Says Fuck Your Launchpadno fee split. no points season. no "it's different this time". just john.
CAsoon
another launchpad?
this is john. john is tired.
NO
MORE
MORE
Launch your coin (lol)
Go on. Fill it in. Press the button. See what happens.
john:waiting for you to try it.
0launch attempts
0launches allowed
0buttons chased
Launchpad bingo
Read the next launchpad announcement. Mark every square it hits. Five in a row and John wins. John always wins.
0 squares marked
John's rules
Written in marker. Taped to the fridge. Non-negotiable.
1
No launchpad.
$JOHN does not launch anything. It is the thing you buy instead of the next launchpad.
2
No fee split diagram.
No flowchart, no pie chart, no "where your fees go". Nobody reads them anyway.
3
No points.
No season one. No season two. John doesn't do seasons.
4
No roadmap.
Q1: be angry. Q2: still angry. That's the roadmap.
5
No "but this one is different".
It isn't. It never is.
6
One coin.
$JOHN. On pump.fun, like a normal coin. Ironic? Yes. John knows.
